So we get to play along at home for the impending election. Ours of course will be comparatively banal, short and unimpressive. We don’t have a heart-rending primary to psyche us for a thrill ride leadership race.
Instead, we have a cadre of thoroughly vetted and utterly banal talking-heads vying to get their parties in power so they can be as facile and useless as Harper or Martin ever was.
Clearly, this is not an election about change. Certain Liberals sealed the fate of this election when they picked Dion over one Canada’s leading minds - Michael Ignatieff. Not once have I regretted my decision to support Ignatieff and Dion has done little to convince me otherwise.
There is a strong part of me that wants to see Dion soundly and resolutely defeated so he won’t rear his pointy head in Canadian politics ever again.
Dion has cost the Liberals another election - which would’ve been handed to anyone with more media presence, better speaking ability and the capacity to make fun of righty wingnuts.
A leader in as tenuous a position as Stephane Dion found himself that December must strive his utmost to win the loyalty of his fallen opponents. Dion has instead inflamed and goaded them, meanwhile he’s been utterly facile with Harper and his Conservatives.
With his hamhanding during bi-elections, childish response to the Green Shift suit and positively ridiculous attempts to criticize Harper in the media and during question period. Dion makes my Quaker grandmother look positively sharp tongued by comparison.
So, what is one to do? My father, for one, is utterly incredulous of this election - he’s far more interested in the race south of the border; one that would make Sun Tzu proud of the Democrats. They’ve forced McCain into a nasty position and followed the Napoleonic adage of never interrupting your opponent when he is making a mistake.
I’m not a political expert, which is what makes my position more infuriating to me because I have a hard time convincing myself to not be as uninterested as my father.
I remind myself of several things - Harper is a member of the Conservative party, a coalition of every non-Liberal they could pin down, calling them Tories is fatuous - they have neither the honor or history. Dion is a Liberal, and while I’m somewhere far south of enthusiastic about his leadership I believe in the party behind him. The hardworking and engaging individuals who could do a lot to make this country a better place if given the chance.
I know those people will get their chance eventually - but sooner is better than later.
I also know that the man who inspired me to get seriously involved in domestic politics, Michael Ignatieff, is still in this party. If after the disappointment he and everyone around him faced, can find it within themselves to remain loyal to the party and its promise - surely I can.
When faced with a coalition Harper had to get clever. He did, in the most damaging way possible. Instead of getting clever at innovating policy solutions and forging multi-lateral partnerships, he got very clever at tactical politics. He is better than ever at burying problematic media coverage, releasing effective ads and otherwise dominating public discourse of his House.
Harper hasn’t gotten any cleverer at writing policy. For a much purported “policy wonk” he hasn’t produced anything worthy of headlines - let alone the history books.
Imprisoned druggies and more guns is the Harper conception of tough-justice.
Invent more crimes rather than addressing the serious ones you’ve got. Fact, reason and expert opinion matter little - the Conservative answers to policy exist in only one book.
Allow men less qualified than a highschool student to approve laws that constrict our freedom of expression impose utterly unenforcable, draconian and universally damaging barriers to what can be done with media.
Instead of focusing on how inept Harper and the Conservatives are at doing their jobs - what does Dion choose to focus on? In the last three official party dispatches I’ve received the Liberal party seems fixated on connecting any form of scandal or controversy they can drum up to the Conservatives. They even go so far as to suggest Conservative culpability in the Listeriosis outbreak.
Something tells me Warren Kinsella isn’t being consulted on this - it seems to literally contravene everything he laid out in The War Room.
I’ve resigned myself to the fact that policy is never the (or even A) deciding factor in elections. Canadians can’t possibly be expected to make informed decisions weighing the calculus of the expansive, meticulously crafted Liberal plans against the narrow pamphlet deli menu of the Conservatives.
People want change - I WANT CHANGE DAMNIT!
So the questions one has to ask going into the campaign is which party is least afraid of progressive change? Which party has the biggest, most energized group of innovative, forward thinking people and is willing to help their ideas mature and see implementation?
As Taylor Owen and David Eaves, two of those promising, engaged and inspiring people, pointed out in their LRC article. Real change isn’t coming from our leaders, it’s coming from individuals all over the country.
These change-makers are not motivated by religious fervour or hatred of the opposition, duplicitous self-interest, or passionate support of irrelevant outmoded or patently idiotic causes. That is not something that can be said with the same truth about the Conservatives, NDP or Bloc Quebecois (it’s hard to tell which is the most ironic party name in Canadian politics).
As a progressive I am struggling to remain engaged. This is a hostile landscape for people more interested in improvement than partisan success. It is a very harsh environment for those ideas which don’t fit neatly into pre-existing entrenched political ideologies. However, Conservatives have proven themselves phobic of ingenuity, of principled compromise and of anything that might look bad to their pastors.
The NDP have, conversely established themselves as the petty, non-issue party whose guile is outdone by their cloddish mishandling of public perception. The Bloc faces much the same fate - it has bolted on some prefab policies and modeled itself as a disloyal powerbroker.
As much as my heart is Green, they are fundamentally undoing their efforts by subverting the efforts of the only party with the capacity to take an environmental agenda to the national level. I hope that the Green can find the pragmatism in themselves to seek results before principle - we need Green policies and they aren’t ever going to come from the Conservatives.
I was hopeful of Harper and the Conservatives - I saw them as a restoration of the Tories, a sharp antidote to the largesse of Liberals like Harper - Big Red’s Boogeyman. Harper, however, has shown himself over these years to have more akin to the smug, red-faced neo-con GOP than the venerable and storied Tory conservatism and flint-nosed practicality.
If Dion is not the Liberals then Harper is not the Conservatives - so what does his party, in aggregate stand for? With Gary Lunn, Stockboy Burt Day and Stephen Harper himself it seems to be hairspray. Seriously though - their five point policy platform is catastrophic. Not a single one of the areas they hoped to address has improved and some have worsened. His party seems fixed on Calvinist moralistc fantasies rather than pragmatic, factually informed policies predicated on outcomes and quantifiable success.
It seems in the logic of federal politics, policy is successful by definition if it is implemented - I think anyone without a poli-sci degree can see problems with this reasoning.
So - it seems the choice is less vexing than it was - everyone in Canada except those living in Cartierville-Saint-Laurent needs to get to the polls and vote for their Liberal representative.
I wonder what the missing 40% of Canada hopes to gain by sitting on their hands? Whoever you are, know that you are embarrassing the rest of us.

